This is fanfiction for I Prefer the Mind Control. I might rewrite that one so that certain major problems with it are corrected. My mind was inspired to write in that universe, so here you go. It's told from Jirrin's perspective and takes place before the official story starts. Enjoy!

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This is a bad idea, and I know it.

( 'Xan, are you *really* going to go to Earth now?' )